*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
SO THIS JUST HAPPENED I AM SCREAMING
got this new lush facial mask I am already obsessed with. it feels so good and tingly on my skin! ahh. I also got this new thing to help peel the dead skin off my face, love that (from one of those stands in the middle of the mall, too!) and a new philosophy face wash that exfoliates!